January 2012
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
December 2011
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One of the downsides of being me is how fucking quickly I spend my energy. I am a total morning person. The moment I open my eyes I’m all over the place, my body brimming with energy (I honestly can’t relate to the sort of people who are cranky or groggy in the morning and need caffeine to wake up).
However, by 2PM I am ready to crash and burn because I already did EVERYTHING while...
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Anti-femme culture (and feminists aren’t immune to this) thinks the effort put...
– The Rotund by Marianne Kirby (via ellielamothe)
When feminists criticise femme presentations, I find they are sometimes indistinguishable from men being sexist. ‘You’re just doing what you’re told.’ ‘You’re brainwashed.’ ‘If you were clever you wouldn’t waste time doing this shit.’ ‘You’re worth...
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When you find out you've been using the Tupperware...
mexicanproblems:
All my life I thought it was specifically for Jalapeños..
OMG. We’ve had this in my family for over 20 years, the same colour and all.
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